Jun
01
WOW! A Website! With cars!
By
Aloha!
Just what this world needs – another website. You’re saying, “Why dammit, why? Why you and why now? Why sprint cars? This is Florida – knock it off, we like cars with fenders! We ask you again – why?”
We don’t know.
We also don’t know why you keep saying “why,” but perhaps you should go run/swim/aerobicize out your frustration at the local Y. Just a thought.
But what we do know is that sprint car racing in Florida needs a dedicated voice. And ours is a voice that perhaps sounds like Gilbert Gottfried, but it is a voice nonetheless.
So what will we do other than come up with catchy domain names?
At the least, we plan monthly podcasts covering the month’s sprint car action and races we’ve been to as fans, wrench turners, drivers, go-fers, what have you, since we do all of the above in some shape or manner. We may even have regular articles, possibly with guest contributors. Maybe a regular sprint car driver Q&A session thrown in, who knows.
Just don’t expect us to be serious more than, say, roughly 40% of the time.
So welcome to our somewhat serious website.
God help us.
Isn’t this the site with the topless Brittany Spears pix?
Kidding of course; sprints are the coolest cars in Florida, and a central, non-political clearing house of information is certainly needed. Good luck presenting the information….without getting dragged in!
Isn’t this the site with the topless Boneman pix?
Excuse me….(I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.)
Having led with my best joke (that I could come up with on the spur of the moment) let me tell you what I really think about these two numbnuts trying to create yet another tempest in a teapot in which to mix their jumbled and incomprehensible ramblings about Sprint Car racing in Florida.
I give it a three thumbs up in Zee formation.
Over the years I’ve enjoyed reading what these guys have to say on various racing message boards here in cyberland. And not just about the Sprints but about anything that has 4 wheels, a motor and a thingamajig to steer it with.
Anybody can report about a race with cold, hard third-hand results copied from some other website. But these guys deliver the goods with superior journalistic skills and a comic wit that I find both refreshing and almost if not quite equal to my own.
So I say good luck to these two fools…I mean, trailblazers…as they launch their website and their beam their podcasts to an unsuspecting racing public.
Good luck, boys….have fun storming the castle!
OJ (MT)
Topless Frasson pictures? Where?
Pretty cool podcast guys. I welcomed the discussion of the FMRA. If you don’t know exactly where to find midget racing in Florida, you would think there was none at all. Its too bad; the class can be so entertaining, I wish they ran more around the state.
Boneman – so we’re in agreement then regarding the TBARA’s sexiest driver?
As luck would have it, I am doing the EMT gig tonight at Eastbay for their Sprint practice session. Another Captain at my department is the regular guy but he asked me to stand in tonight.
I guess this is what they mean by coming full circle….going from driving sprinters (lo, those many moons ago) to driving the ambulance when they go tits up.
I think I’ll go cry now. Please look away.
OJ
No more sprints at Auburndale? Know why?
Looks like they will be back in action in September.
Todd